

And why shouldn’t we be? Do you know how hard it is to have 20 BFFs? First of all, your call-waiting would go beserk, because obvs you have to call each other every night to discuss the day’s events and what that one cute boy in history class was wearing.


I feel like we’ve been more discriminatory lately in handing out our BFF charms. There exists a small village of survivors, who depend on the wisdom of the Sisterhood, the vigilance of the Guardians and the submission of its citizens in order to stay alive.īut what happens when those citizens start to question their world? What happens when the Sisterhood is revealed to know more than they’re saying? And what happens when the fences that separate a peaceful village from the zombie-infested Forest of Hands and Teeth are breeched? sometime in the future, and we’ve all been killed in the zombie apocalypse! Well, not ALL of us. And those limitations of a small home town? Are actually giant fences. Her older brother has kicked her out of the house. Mary’s a teenage girl with your typical teenage problems: torn between two boys, picked on by her older brother, the child of absentee parents, and oppressed by the limitations of her small home town.Įxcept: she’s got to marry one of those loves and start makin’ babies soon. Mistress Mary, Quite Contrary, how doth your life story go?Īnd zombies willing to gnaw your face off if you step outside, girl. Relationship Status: The Friend With Benefits I Keep Around When My One True Love, Hunger Games, Is Being Uncommunicative
